Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Big Brother Prison
Don't know what it's all about yet, but the Big Brother Prison has been
erected in the house, and Big Brother is now referred to as 'The Guv'nor'.
The Housemates are up for eviction are in pairs this week, and you have
to vote for who you want to stay in the House. The Pairs nominated are...
Richard and Pete
Suzie and Imogen
and
Michael and Spiral
I think Suzie and Imogen will leave.
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006
AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!
What does Richard do? What does he do? Anyone that votes Jayne out over him is a fool.
So, a couple of years ago we had Sam, a young lady that spent most of her time in the house wearing nothing but one of her bikinis, and boy was she hated and slated for it. Now we have Glyn, and he spends most of his time walking around wearing nothing but a pair of shorts, no one mentions it, but Sam had a much better body than that skinny runt (she should do she spent enough getting it!). Also on the Subject of the skinny runt, he was shown in the Diary room with Jayne tonight, and Jayne Said to Big Brother
Twatty little runt.
So, a couple of years ago we had Sam, a young lady that spent most of her time in the house wearing nothing but one of her bikinis, and boy was she hated and slated for it. Now we have Glyn, and he spends most of his time walking around wearing nothing but a pair of shorts, no one mentions it, but Sam had a much better body than that skinny runt (she should do she spent enough getting it!). Also on the Subject of the skinny runt, he was shown in the Diary room with Jayne tonight, and Jayne Said to Big Brother
"Glyn was upset when my name was called, weren't you?"To which the runt replied (with a wry smile)
"Yes"Well I'm sorry, but if you didn't want her to go up against the public vote, why the fuck did you nominate her you stupid little boy?! If you don't really care that she's up for the vote, say so you spineless little runt. Plus that with the attitude and look on his face when he was doing the "Bad Girl, Good Girl" shit, what the hell, you are nothing boy, don't get to comfortable with your 'I'm a big man now' attitude, cos someone will knock it out of you, believe me.
Twatty little runt.
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Richard and Jayne Face the Vote
Which is a shame. Because Jayne will go, and I dislike Richard greatly. He, like Glyn, Spiral, Mikey, Michael, Sezer and Shebaz, are not people, but bottom feeders. The Dregs of society. Richard is in the show for being a 'Sexual Terrorist' in other words he's gay so he has to be sexual, and terrorist is now just a word that people try to use for shock value. BB need to realise that you can't just throw two random homosexuals into the house and get a big romance. Plus, what has he done for the last few weeks? Nothing. Jayne kept us all interested last week with her constant rule breaking and stupidity, yes it must be an act, but it's still giving us something to watch, with Glyn's attempts to get secret food from BB - because he think he's something special - so we need her a damn sight more than Richard.
Please vote Richard out.
Whilst we are on the subject of Richard, I'm going to make it clear to the Welsh that he did NOT slag off the Welsh, he once said that Glyn is too Welsh, and that Imogen was so boring that she wasn't a good advert for Wales - both of which are very true - but nowhere did he say that Wales was shit or any other conotation thereof.
Why the Hell isn't Spiral or Aisleyne facing the vote? These two are so much more vile than Richard and Jayne, what do these Housemates use for brains?
I don't know why I'm still writing on here, the only shows I watch are the Tuesday BBLB to see who's up for eviction, and the Friday night Eviction show.
Monday, July 17, 2006
I Hate Glyn
The stupid, naive, narrow-minded, bigoted, arrogant, spoilt little Mammy's Boy.
Walk on home, boy.
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Jayne Punished?
The Housemates were called to the Lounge a while ago, and while they were locked in, Jayne was called to the Diary Room. This time it was not put on the plasma. When she came back she said she couldn't talk about it, but since then she has said that she is now up for eviction too, and the Housemates seem to be planning how to live on a non-luxury shopping budget for the next two weeks.
No official conformation, Jayne isn't flashing like the rest of the housemates on the BB homepage and she wasn't on the TV clip for the voting numbers just now, so for now, we only have what I have gathered from the live feed, sound dips and all.
No official conformation, Jayne isn't flashing like the rest of the housemates on the BB homepage and she wasn't on the TV clip for the voting numbers just now, so for now, we only have what I have gathered from the live feed, sound dips and all.
Jayne Breaks Rules Again
Taken from a thread on the Big Brother Forums on Channel4.com, posted by Alito
While I'm here, why is Nikki favourite to leave? Okay, she's a drama queen, she's definitely annoying, but everyone moans about how boring Big Brother gets about half way through, and yet they continue to vote out the Housemates that actually inject some interest into the programme. I don't get it. Get rid of Imogen, Mikey or Richard, they bore the hell out of me.
WHAT HAPPENED: Ash was in bed with Pete and Pete said I liked it when you were sleeping here (the bed beside him).Nikki stormed out of the bedroom, and while waiting to enter diary room Jayne who was in kitchen joined her.Big Brother called her to the Diary Room today and told her that they'll get back to her. Imogen Broke the rules for three weeks regarding nominations, nothing was done, Jayne has been talking to Housemates about the outside World since she got there, so far nothing of any consequence has been done, Dawn askes to leave, BB make up some cock and bull story and eject her.
1.2:20-2:55am (after calling Ash a slag, slut etc)
Jayne: look i'll tell you something, I know I'll get sacked for it, I already told you, you know it, i know it (gesturing with her hand), she(Ash) is going...(she then added hand over mouth), ...gone friday.
2.3:05am
Jayne: you cant see it, its the things you say, the way you say talk, see what am trying to tell you...understand..you dont see it but you are queen of the manor.Do you get what am saying, you can't see it..but everyone else outside can..I am sure I'll be gone tomorrow now.
Nikki goes into diary room, and joins Michael & Jayne in garden, michael spills drink and goes inside.
3.Jayne took her mike off and quickly spoke, BB asked for mikes to be worn at all times.
4.had her hand over her mouth and said something, but BB muted it.
5.3:15am (Micheal rejoins them)
Jayne: i know michael and I will be up next week, weve worked it out (speaking about noms).
6.3:25am
Jayne refering to Ash again:you dont know whats been put outside and its bad. Micheal quickly says to Jayne "watch what you say", Jayne replied F*** it.
Jayne and Nikki carried on slating Ash, Michael, visibly uncomfortable with the whole discussion said he did not want to get involved and left.
7.3:29am
Jayne: She (Ash) made a very sexual woman cry (refering to Lea). The public know she's a liar.Ive been trying to tell you all but you don't understand...i know i'll get kicked out for this.
8.3:45am
Jayne: Takes her mike off again and puts under duvet, says something to Nikki(covering the side of her mouth).BB announces again that mike must be worn. Jayne replies Don't f****** kick me out, I need to protect my daughter in here.
9.Jayne carries on rule breaking but BB stopped airing it and focused on bedroom, whenever they went back to Jayne and Nikki, immediately Jayne started to speak it was muted.
10.4:08am
Jayne: you've got me, richard, suzi, pete, glynn, imogen and mikey...and they're not going anywhere..i keep telling you..(gesturing with her hands pointing outside)..they're not going anywhere.
While I'm here, why is Nikki favourite to leave? Okay, she's a drama queen, she's definitely annoying, but everyone moans about how boring Big Brother gets about half way through, and yet they continue to vote out the Housemates that actually inject some interest into the programme. I don't get it. Get rid of Imogen, Mikey or Richard, they bore the hell out of me.
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
LIVE FEED STOPPED
E4's 24 hour interactive live feed of the Big Brother House stopped broadcasting at 1431hrs this afternoon, the message on screen says that it's off for maintenance, but this has never happened on any other Big Brother series in the UK.
The only times they have ceased the live feed in previous years is in Series 1, when Craig got all the Housemates around the dining table and confronted 'Nasty' Nick about his plotting, and BB5 when Victor and Emma had their little tiff.
Apparently nothing untoward was happening in the House when they stopped broadcasting, but with a 15-20 minute delay on it going out to the public, who's to know what's happened in that time.
Of course, earlier today the BB censors failed to pick up on a Housemate saying "F**k" and "C**t", so maybe it's something to do with that, or maybe it is just for maintenance, or maybe Aisleyne has finally broken!
I'm sure whatever the reason, all we'll be told is that it's for maintenance.
The only times they have ceased the live feed in previous years is in Series 1, when Craig got all the Housemates around the dining table and confronted 'Nasty' Nick about his plotting, and BB5 when Victor and Emma had their little tiff.
Apparently nothing untoward was happening in the House when they stopped broadcasting, but with a 15-20 minute delay on it going out to the public, who's to know what's happened in that time.
Of course, earlier today the BB censors failed to pick up on a Housemate saying "F**k" and "C**t", so maybe it's something to do with that, or maybe it is just for maintenance, or maybe Aisleyne has finally broken!
I'm sure whatever the reason, all we'll be told is that it's for maintenance.
Monday, July 10, 2006
ALL Housemates to Face Public Vote Except Jayne
Couldn't make out why due to the sound dips on E4's live coverage, but Jayne has been punished for a conversation with Nikki where she discussed the outside World by having all of her fellow Housemates put up for eviction.
I'm sure all will become clear soon.
So who do we want out this week then? Spiral, Richard, Mikey, Michael, Aisleyne, Suzie, Jennie or Nikki I think will be amongst the top runners to go. Apparently Nikki is the Bookies' favourite to go.
I'm wondering if the rumour about a Housemate going to the Australian Big Bro is about to happen, think about it, why would it be a punishment to not face eviction - unless the evicted Housemate had something special happening, like a flight to Australia?
I'm sure all will become clear soon.
So who do we want out this week then? Spiral, Richard, Mikey, Michael, Aisleyne, Suzie, Jennie or Nikki I think will be amongst the top runners to go. Apparently Nikki is the Bookies' favourite to go.
I'm wondering if the rumour about a Housemate going to the Australian Big Bro is about to happen, think about it, why would it be a punishment to not face eviction - unless the evicted Housemate had something special happening, like a flight to Australia?
Friday, July 07, 2006
Lea is Out
Big surprise, yeah? Well, no.
Boring, stale and failing to deliver on all fronts - and I haven't even got to Lea yet!
So, didn't Lea come across well in her interview? Came across as a little paranoid if you ask me, when asked why she had bad spells with her friends in the house (she was asked seperatetly for Pete, Aisleyne and Richard) she replied each time with "They changed", when to the rest of the World they hadn't - time to see a therapist love.
I'm not the politest or classiest person around, but next to the crass, common tart she is I'm positively sophisticated. Unfortunately I can see her making the most from BB this year, let's face it if she's low enough to appear on Trisha, Big Bro can only improve the quality of shows and pornos she appears in.
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Lea and Richard up for Eviction
Lea's coming home then, can't see her winning, even though I don't like
Richard he is slightly more bearable than Lea.
If you are voting this week, it's a no-brainer.
Aisleyne returns to the main house tomorrow night, ooh, I'm so excited.
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Sunday, July 02, 2006
Jayne has been Evicted.
By Aisleyne, and has just walked into the main House, introducing herself.
The second house already seem sure that anyone Aisleyne evicts will go into the main house, so that's that 'surprise' gone then. This is a problem of basically rehashing old ideas - everyone knows what's happening!
BORING.
The second house already seem sure that anyone Aisleyne evicts will go into the main house, so that's that 'surprise' gone then. This is a problem of basically rehashing old ideas - everyone knows what's happening!
BORING.
Saturday, July 01, 2006
The New House..
Excuse me if I'm a little aggressive, I've been drinking and England have just been knocked out of the World Cup.
So, as expected, Aisleyne moved to the second house, according to rumours, she was told by Big Brother that this would be happening after it was announced that she was being evicted.
On to the new Housemates.....
Spiral AKA Glen
Big Brother suddenly realises that they've had two Welsh and two Scots so they'd better throw someone Irish in quick to make up the balance. Seems a bit of a knob, so could shake up the main House if he gets the chance - more likely to sit around With Mikey talking bollocks and being boring.
Jonathan or Leroy as Aisleyne called him last night.
Am I allowed to say that Big Brother realised that they'd had no black people this series so to beat the usual claims of racism threw one in? Well I have now so it's too late. "Energetic, horny and comical" is how he describes himself - we'll see, after all, it's not like we haven't heard that before!
Jayne seems like one of those people that think they are 'it' before they go in the house but before long realise that they are 'past it'
Competition for Lea's 'old slag' role in the house.
Jennie or Lisa mkII
Loud mouth scouser, should get on with Mikey fine then - especially if rumours that she is his sister are correct (although I doubt they are).
Michael blatently a homosexual, put in because the 'big gay romance' that Big Brother have been trying to get for the last few years hasn't come about yet, and Shabaz and Richard was a complete failure, so they've chucked in this one instead.
So, not impressed then. No real surprise, after all I wasn't impressed with the whole second house idea anyway. If you want to tell me what you think, then post up people, 'cos I might not bother anymore.
So, as expected, Aisleyne moved to the second house, according to rumours, she was told by Big Brother that this would be happening after it was announced that she was being evicted.
On to the new Housemates.....
Spiral AKA GlenBig Brother suddenly realises that they've had two Welsh and two Scots so they'd better throw someone Irish in quick to make up the balance. Seems a bit of a knob, so could shake up the main House if he gets the chance - more likely to sit around With Mikey talking bollocks and being boring.
Jonathan or Leroy as Aisleyne called him last night.Am I allowed to say that Big Brother realised that they'd had no black people this series so to beat the usual claims of racism threw one in? Well I have now so it's too late. "Energetic, horny and comical" is how he describes himself - we'll see, after all, it's not like we haven't heard that before!
Jayne seems like one of those people that think they are 'it' before they go in the house but before long realise that they are 'past it'Competition for Lea's 'old slag' role in the house.
Jennie or Lisa mkIILoud mouth scouser, should get on with Mikey fine then - especially if rumours that she is his sister are correct (although I doubt they are).
Michael blatently a homosexual, put in because the 'big gay romance' that Big Brother have been trying to get for the last few years hasn't come about yet, and Shabaz and Richard was a complete failure, so they've chucked in this one instead.So, not impressed then. No real surprise, after all I wasn't impressed with the whole second house idea anyway. If you want to tell me what you think, then post up people, 'cos I might not bother anymore.
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