Saturday, January 28, 2006
SURPRISE - Chantelle Wins CBB4!
Told you so! No real surprises at all tonight really, except the £25000 they gave to Chantelle for winning.On BBBM after the main show, 'Gorgeous' George looked like a man with many regrets! Yes Krisse, I think many people think he is a twat - a very large one at that, I'd like to call him a bucket!
So on to BB7 in the summer, can only hope the people in the house are somewhat interesting! Hope to see you all there!
Friday, January 27, 2006
Pipe down Mr Indignation!
Many MPs know him as "Gorgeous George". I really wanted to try an understand the Honorable Member for Bethnal Green and Bow but he just came across as a tosser.
Gorgeous(?) George
I agree that George was not voted out because of his Political views, if he was voted out, it was simply because people don't like him! He came across as an arrogant, bitter old man that has no time for wnyone that thinks differently to himself. Much the same as Pete in fact.
OK Mr Paranoia!
OK..... maybe you are right but I think most people would like Chantelle to win! I for one would like to see that. They did not do a good job this year in getting celebrities to appear on this year's effort. We have a problem now in that the people who are left are not really that famous (Michael Barrymore excepted) and most people will not know who to vote for, if at all. I think Chantelle will win as people will decide to be silly with their votes!
I wonder how Gorgeous George must be feeling after spending time in the real world after his time in the BB house. He was only voted off because of his hostility towards Michael Barrymore and the "kids" and not because of his political views (most of which was edited out by Edemol/C4)... silly boy. Nice touch, by the way, for Channel 4 to get a pre recorded greeting from Jeremy Paxman to welcome him back into the real world!
Check out video on the page below if you missed their classic duel on Election night 2005!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4553075.stm
I wonder how Gorgeous George must be feeling after spending time in the real world after his time in the BB house. He was only voted off because of his hostility towards Michael Barrymore and the "kids" and not because of his political views (most of which was edited out by Edemol/C4)... silly boy. Nice touch, by the way, for Channel 4 to get a pre recorded greeting from Jeremy Paxman to welcome him back into the real world!
Check out video on the page below if you missed their classic duel on Election night 2005!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4553075.stm
Thursday, January 26, 2006
DO NOT VOTE!
Rumours are spreading that confirm my belief that this series of CBB is fixed for Chantelle to win!
Point two, people lie! There is no concrete evidence that this actually ocurred!
Point Three, it's most likely that they make those news pages before the Evictions take place to speed up the process of announcing the news! They presumably accidentily uploaded George and Dennis's pages before realising and took them back down again! The reason Chantelle's wasn't shown is that they probably realised before they wrote it!
I was watching the E4 live coverage between the two evictions last night, when "due to unforseen circumstances" they went to the Diary Room Uncut program that had already been shown. The "Unforseen Circimstances" was Dennis Rodman's eviction from the house that actually happened at 2240 last night NOT 2305.Of course in theory, these can all be explained, the first one rather easily as they had only shown 10 minutes of he Empty house on E4, so probably decided that wasn't going to do anything for their ratings! It's entirely possible that the second eviction was pre-recorded, in fact it kind of makes sense, Dennis isn't shy about swearing and they don't like to hear that in the interviews.
In the first of last night's eviction shows, when they came back from the advert break Davina said "You have nine minutes left to vote" Reports are coming in that people that tried to vote at this time got a pre-recoreded message saying that voting had closed.
Many people also saw on the official Big Brother website two News pages appear 17 hours BEFORE the first of the two evictions on he subjects of George and Dennis's best bits - there are screen grabs that apparently confirm this, but no times are on thealthough they were posted before the Eviction's took place!
Point two, people lie! There is no concrete evidence that this actually ocurred!
Point Three, it's most likely that they make those news pages before the Evictions take place to speed up the process of announcing the news! They presumably accidentily uploaded George and Dennis's pages before realising and took them back down again! The reason Chantelle's wasn't shown is that they probably realised before they wrote it!
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Anger!
After watching tonight's show, I feel it's somewhat ironic that George is the leader of the RESPECT Party.
Vote him and Dennis out please.
Vote him and Dennis out please.
Sunday, January 22, 2006
The Shopping Task
This week will see the Housemates double cross each other as the House turns into the Big Brother Bank.
Earlier today (Sunday 22 January), Big Brother randomly picked two Housemates to take part in the Big Brother Bank task. A telephone was installed in the Dining Area and the housemate to answer it, Chantelle, was asked to choose a housemate to accompany her to the Diary Room. She asked Preston and by doing so they became Directors of the Big Brother Bank. The remaining Housemates will be a bunch of Bankers.
As Directors of the Bank, Chantelle and Preston have access to a “SECRET” Private Members’ Club, which is accessed via the Diary Room.
The Directors must keep the Private Members’ Club a secret from the Bankers.
Directors were told that they must ensure they all pass the “Big Brother Bank tasks” in order for the House to receive a luxury food budget. However, this is not the real task.
Later today, the rest of the housemates will be informed of the real task, which is that housemates must FAIL the task in order to receive a luxury food budget. The rest of the house must keep the REAL task a secret from Chantelle and Preston.
Task 1: Share Trading
This will be set in secret in the Private Members Club for only the Directors to participate. The two Directors must decide on which shares to invest £10,000. They must invest in a minimum of 5 different companies. Housemates will pass this task if the portfolio of shares makes a profit over one day of trading. The result will be revealed at the end of the Big Brother Bank task.
Once the Directors have completed this task they will go back into the house.
The Twist
Later on today the Directors will be called to the Diary Room and told that there is a luxury meal waiting for them in their Private Club. While the Directors are in the Private Members’ Club the Doorbell will ring and a letter will be delivered to the House.
The letter will tell the Bankers to be quiet and to gather in the Living Room.
The letter will tell the Housemates to be quiet and that these instructions are for the REAL shopping task this week.
The letter will tell the Bankers that the Directors have been given access to a secret Private Members’ Club which is next to the Diary Room and where the Directors are currently enjoying a luxury meal. The Directors have been told they must keep the Private Members’ Club a secret.
The plasma will then be switched on in the Living Room to reveal the Directors in the lodge.
The Bankers will be told that to pass this week’s REAL shopping task, Housemates must FAIL at least two out of the three tasks.
To clarify, the only way Housemates can pass the shopping task is if they FAIL, at least 2 of the 3 tasks set by Big Brother.
Housemates will win a luxurious food budget if:
They FAIL 2 out of the 3 tasks.
They do NOT reveal to the Directors that the REAL task is that Housemates must fail.
They do NOT reveal to the Directors they are aware that there is a Secret Private Members Club.
They do NOT reveal ANYTHING about this secret part of the shopping task to the Directors.
The plasma will then switch off and the Bankers will be free to leave the Living Room and must dispose of these secret instructions, in secret.
The Directors will then come back into the House and gather the Bankers in the Living Area to announce the instructions for the task, completely unaware of what has happened.
Task 2 will take place shortly.
Earlier today (Sunday 22 January), Big Brother randomly picked two Housemates to take part in the Big Brother Bank task. A telephone was installed in the Dining Area and the housemate to answer it, Chantelle, was asked to choose a housemate to accompany her to the Diary Room. She asked Preston and by doing so they became Directors of the Big Brother Bank. The remaining Housemates will be a bunch of Bankers.
As Directors of the Bank, Chantelle and Preston have access to a “SECRET” Private Members’ Club, which is accessed via the Diary Room.
The Directors must keep the Private Members’ Club a secret from the Bankers.
Directors were told that they must ensure they all pass the “Big Brother Bank tasks” in order for the House to receive a luxury food budget. However, this is not the real task.
Later today, the rest of the housemates will be informed of the real task, which is that housemates must FAIL the task in order to receive a luxury food budget. The rest of the house must keep the REAL task a secret from Chantelle and Preston.
Task 1: Share Trading
This will be set in secret in the Private Members Club for only the Directors to participate. The two Directors must decide on which shares to invest £10,000. They must invest in a minimum of 5 different companies. Housemates will pass this task if the portfolio of shares makes a profit over one day of trading. The result will be revealed at the end of the Big Brother Bank task.
Once the Directors have completed this task they will go back into the house.
The Twist
Later on today the Directors will be called to the Diary Room and told that there is a luxury meal waiting for them in their Private Club. While the Directors are in the Private Members’ Club the Doorbell will ring and a letter will be delivered to the House.
The letter will tell the Bankers to be quiet and to gather in the Living Room.
The letter will tell the Housemates to be quiet and that these instructions are for the REAL shopping task this week.
The letter will tell the Bankers that the Directors have been given access to a secret Private Members’ Club which is next to the Diary Room and where the Directors are currently enjoying a luxury meal. The Directors have been told they must keep the Private Members’ Club a secret.
The plasma will then be switched on in the Living Room to reveal the Directors in the lodge.
The Bankers will be told that to pass this week’s REAL shopping task, Housemates must FAIL at least two out of the three tasks.
To clarify, the only way Housemates can pass the shopping task is if they FAIL, at least 2 of the 3 tasks set by Big Brother.
Housemates will win a luxurious food budget if:
They FAIL 2 out of the 3 tasks.
They do NOT reveal to the Directors that the REAL task is that Housemates must fail.
They do NOT reveal to the Directors they are aware that there is a Secret Private Members Club.
They do NOT reveal ANYTHING about this secret part of the shopping task to the Directors.
The plasma will then switch off and the Bankers will be free to leave the Living Room and must dispose of these secret instructions, in secret.
The Directors will then come back into the House and gather the Bankers in the Living Area to announce the instructions for the task, completely unaware of what has happened.
Task 2 will take place shortly.
Double Eviction Wednesday!
And the Housemates up for eviction are....
Chantelle, Dennis and GeorgeSo first out George, then Chantelle. Although, I'm not sure even if Chantelle gets the most votes that she'll go.....
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Punishment LIVE!
At 0005 tonight, according to Davina, George and Preston will be punished live on Channel4 for discussing Nominations. Good!
Faria has gone, and after she branded the Great British public as racist yesterday, as far as I'm concerned she can fuck off for good. Don't care where, but as she obviously hates the British so much - this isn't the first time she's slagged off this nation - may I recommend returning to Bangladesh, and handing in your BRITISH Passport on the way. That is the last time I shall mention her.
So, back to Pete, next out please!
Faria has gone, and after she branded the Great British public as racist yesterday, as far as I'm concerned she can fuck off for good. Don't care where, but as she obviously hates the British so much - this isn't the first time she's slagged off this nation - may I recommend returning to Bangladesh, and handing in your BRITISH Passport on the way. That is the last time I shall mention her.
So, back to Pete, next out please!
Text PETE to 84444
Sadly, this may be the last Big Brother that I associate myself with, and watch. Much has been made about the 'Red Button' interactive coverage disappearing from E4 - I'm not actually sure they've ever had it for the Celeb version - and an email from Channel4 to a member of the Official BB Forum states that Channel4 no longer has interactive services on digital TV. The only way to get 24hr live streaming at the moment is via the website, at £7.99 for the duration of the series, however, being a SKYdigital viewer I - or rather, more accurately, Nicola - have to pay for the priviledge of watching E4 (unlike Freeview viewers, who rather unfairly get the channel for nothing) and I refuse to pay extra for something that I've had as part of E4 since BB2.
The whole point of Big Brother was to be able to watch as a fly-on-the-wall whenever you wanted, 24/7, in series 1 this was done via the FREE video streaming from the website, being able to choose any of the cameras that you wanted. In series 2, on E4 behind the 'red button' you had three live streams and a 'highlights' stream to choose from, since then it seems that every series Channel4, or Endemol, take more away from the viewer - whilst simultaneously trying to make us pay for it. As such, if the next 'real' Big Brother series follows the path set by this version, I shall no longer watch, or vote.
The whole point of Big Brother was to be able to watch as a fly-on-the-wall whenever you wanted, 24/7, in series 1 this was done via the FREE video streaming from the website, being able to choose any of the cameras that you wanted. In series 2, on E4 behind the 'red button' you had three live streams and a 'highlights' stream to choose from, since then it seems that every series Channel4, or Endemol, take more away from the viewer - whilst simultaneously trying to make us pay for it. As such, if the next 'real' Big Brother series follows the path set by this version, I shall no longer watch, or vote.
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Dilemma!
The Housemates up for eviction are
So my dilemma is who to vote out! I suppose as I have so far refused to "Waste My Hate" on Faria that the campaign should be for Pete to leave!
Dennis, Faria and PeteWhy the Dilemma? First up is my long held belief that Faria doesn't belong on CELEBRITY BB and therefore should be voted out at the first opportunity, however, I HATE PETE!
So my dilemma is who to vote out! I suppose as I have so far refused to "Waste My Hate" on Faria that the campaign should be for Pete to leave!
Friday, January 13, 2006
JODIE Evicted
With 41.7% of the votes apparently. I voted for George, but if Barrymore comes up anytime soon I'll vote for him, more than a few times! The way he attacked Jodie about the Quorn was totally out of order, and I hope he's evicted on Wednesday. I also hope he fucks off back to New Zealand, never to be heard of again.
Sir Jimmy Saville will indeed be joining the Housemates tomorrow for a few hours, let's see what they make of the diddering old fool!
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Who Nominated Who(m)?
Ok, so I've stolen this from the Official Big Brother Forum on the Channel4 website.....
Whilst the housemates do not know how each of the others actually voted in the privacy of the Diary Room. Here's who voted for who….
Chantelle – Rula and George
Dennis – Preston and Jodie
Faria – Jodie and Pete
George – Jodie and Pete
Jodie – Pete and George
Maggot – Pete and Jodie
Michael – Dennis and Jodie
Pete – Jodie and George
Preston – George and Faria
Rula – Dennis and Jodie
Traci – Jodie and Preston
Whilst the housemates do not know how each of the others actually voted in the privacy of the Diary Room. Here's who voted for who….
Chantelle – Rula and George
Dennis – Preston and Jodie
Faria – Jodie and Pete
George – Jodie and Pete
Jodie – Pete and George
Maggot – Pete and Jodie
Michael – Dennis and Jodie
Pete – Jodie and George
Preston – George and Faria
Rula – Dennis and Jodie
Traci – Jodie and Preston
Jimmy Saville To Enter House?
Rumours persist that Jimmy Saville will be entering the house. Initially it was thought that he would become a Housemate, but latest reports say that he will join the Housemates for lunch!
Any truth in the rumours? Seeing as it's Jimmy himself that is reported to say the latest, it looks quite likely. We shall see......
Any truth in the rumours? Seeing as it's Jimmy himself that is reported to say the latest, it looks quite likely. We shall see......
The Housemates Up for Eviction are.....
George
Jodie
and PeteI'm thinking George, purely as I don't like him. Pete, well, I can't eat whilst he's on screen as he is frankly vile to look at, but he can be very funny. As for Jodie, I'm not sure she could handle the rejection of going out first, and she too, can be funny. George just sits there, smoking his cigar, moaning, and he actually thinks he's more famous than Dennis Rodman?! Get Real mate, fuck off back to your constituency and do what you're paid to. One good thing about him being there is that he's realising he's not as 'with it' as he thought.
Saturday, January 07, 2006
Could be Funny...
So according to reports, all of the housemates with musical backgrounds will have to perform their greatest hit to the other housemates on Saturday night! Will should be good, not so sure about Maggot (GLC are a bit tuneless live) and Pete, with those lips?! But what of the faker Chantelle, who will have to learn Kandy Floss' biggest hit to date 'I Want It Right Now'?!
I'm really hoping this lives up to my expectations!
source Big Brother UK Website
EDITby LEO @1717 saturday 7/1/6
The rest of the task has been revealed and all of the Housemates are practising their respective duties, which are as follows:
Chantelle, Preston, Pete and Maggot - have to perform their hit songs.
Barrymore - 90 second "entertainment piece"
Rula - Lady MacBeth monologue
Traci - Baywatch slow motion run
Dennis- Basketball moves
Faria, Jodie and George - speech on why they are famous
I'm really hoping this lives up to my expectations!
source Big Brother UK Website
EDITby LEO @1717 saturday 7/1/6
The rest of the task has been revealed and all of the Housemates are practising their respective duties, which are as follows:
Chantelle, Preston, Pete and Maggot - have to perform their hit songs.
Barrymore - 90 second "entertainment piece"
Rula - Lady MacBeth monologue
Traci - Baywatch slow motion run
Dennis- Basketball moves
Faria, Jodie and George - speech on why they are famous
Friday, January 06, 2006
Quiz Task
Tomorrow night's show could be funny because of the quiz task that BB set the Housemates today. The quiz was about the Housemate's knowledge of each other, and included questions like "Who was once described as being 'in greater demand at FA headquarters than complimentary tickets at the new Wembley'?" and "Which housemate was once described as having 'breasts like saggy spaniel's ears'?"!
I think that Chantelle may have shot herself in the foot regarding her task as when one of the questions regarding her 'career' came up, she said "Can I give the answer before you confirm it?" why would someone do that unless they were trying too hard to fit in?!
Anybody remember me saying this about Jodie Marsh:
I'm great!
I think that Chantelle may have shot herself in the foot regarding her task as when one of the questions regarding her 'career' came up, she said "Can I give the answer before you confirm it?" why would someone do that unless they were trying too hard to fit in?!
Anybody remember me saying this about Jodie Marsh:
"Wonder how long it'll be before she cracks and starts crying?!"26 HOURS! That's right sometime between 2300 and 2330 this evening, Jodie started the waterworks, apparently it was something that Michael said to her that set her off. Another reason to watch tomorrow!
I'm great!
Barrymore Favourite to Win
According to Bookies Coral at least, who have him @ 2/1 on to win. Next is Maggot @ 7/2 and then with odds of 4/1 it's Preston. Rank outsiders @ 33/1 Traci Bingham and non-celeb Faria Alam. Somewhat surprisingly faker Chantelle is fourth favourite @ 10/1.Can't say I'm really surprised by Michael being the favourite, I mean look at who else in there! All depends on how he carries himself, obviously.
Thursday, January 05, 2006
Don't Believe The Hype!
And so it begins, with not a drunken fat man in sight! I need to find a new favourite, contenders are;
Preston
A possible contender for my new favourite, as I'm a bit of a fan of the band in which he is the singer; The Ordinary Boys. I'll give him a couple of days to make an impression!
Rula Lenska
Don't know much about her except that she used to be married to Dennis Waterman. A very highly acclaimed Actress though, according to Mum!
Michael Barrymore
A very successful person who's career and life seemed to suffer a great deal of setbacks after he came out of the closet. I loved Strike It Lucky, and thought he was "Awight!"
Faria Alam
A woman who is, frankly, only known for sleeping with at least one man that was already in a long term relationship. A non-celebrity, shouldn't be there, please vote her out at the first opportunity.
Dennis Rodman
Ex-Basketball player and former Mr. Carmen Electra, he should annoy me no end as he looks like a typical 'Yank'. Has been known to Cross dress. Could prove interesting.
Traci Bingham
Former 'Baywatch Babe' and Bridesmaid at Carmen Electra's wedding to.....Dennis Rodman! With a degree in Psychology, she's apparently more intelligent than she looks or acts!
Pete Burns
Singer in 80's pop band Dead or Alive, creators of the magnificent 'You Spin me Right 'Round'. Hopefully not as much of a Diva as he looks!
Jodie Marsh
The Queen of Reality TV, after making her name in ITV Documentary 'Essex Wives' - the only part of which that I saw, was Ms Marsh being chauffeur-driven to a Nightclub in a Pagani Zonda. Seems to hate Jordan, even though they are scarily alike! Wonder how long it'll be before she cracks and starts crying?!
Maggot
Another one who's music I'm a bit of a fan of, so another possible favourite. Hails from Newport in South Wales, which is just a short (well, not that short!) hop on the M4 away from me!
Chantelle
A fake planted by Big Brother, has a secret mission to pretend she's in a girl band called Kandy Floss, if she fails, she will be evicted on Sunday. Not sure about this 'twist' from BB, might be a bit of a flop, will have to wait and see...
George Galloway
The surprise of the night for me, all I'm going to say is his conversations could be interesting, provided he doesn't rant about Tony 'Liar' Blair too much..
That's it, I'm gutted there's no Johnny Vegas, but after he was made favourite to win BEFORE the show even started, there's no way they'd have him even if it was planned for him to go in.
Preston
A possible contender for my new favourite, as I'm a bit of a fan of the band in which he is the singer; The Ordinary Boys. I'll give him a couple of days to make an impression!Rula Lenska
Don't know much about her except that she used to be married to Dennis Waterman. A very highly acclaimed Actress though, according to Mum!Michael Barrymore
A very successful person who's career and life seemed to suffer a great deal of setbacks after he came out of the closet. I loved Strike It Lucky, and thought he was "Awight!"Faria Alam
A woman who is, frankly, only known for sleeping with at least one man that was already in a long term relationship. A non-celebrity, shouldn't be there, please vote her out at the first opportunity.Dennis Rodman
Ex-Basketball player and former Mr. Carmen Electra, he should annoy me no end as he looks like a typical 'Yank'. Has been known to Cross dress. Could prove interesting.Traci Bingham
Former 'Baywatch Babe' and Bridesmaid at Carmen Electra's wedding to.....Dennis Rodman! With a degree in Psychology, she's apparently more intelligent than she looks or acts!Pete Burns
Singer in 80's pop band Dead or Alive, creators of the magnificent 'You Spin me Right 'Round'. Hopefully not as much of a Diva as he looks!Jodie Marsh
The Queen of Reality TV, after making her name in ITV Documentary 'Essex Wives' - the only part of which that I saw, was Ms Marsh being chauffeur-driven to a Nightclub in a Pagani Zonda. Seems to hate Jordan, even though they are scarily alike! Wonder how long it'll be before she cracks and starts crying?!Maggot
Another one who's music I'm a bit of a fan of, so another possible favourite. Hails from Newport in South Wales, which is just a short (well, not that short!) hop on the M4 away from me!Chantelle
A fake planted by Big Brother, has a secret mission to pretend she's in a girl band called Kandy Floss, if she fails, she will be evicted on Sunday. Not sure about this 'twist' from BB, might be a bit of a flop, will have to wait and see...George Galloway
The surprise of the night for me, all I'm going to say is his conversations could be interesting, provided he doesn't rant about Tony 'Liar' Blair too much..That's it, I'm gutted there's no Johnny Vegas, but after he was made favourite to win BEFORE the show even started, there's no way they'd have him even if it was planned for him to go in.
Pure nastiness
Lovely pic of Johnny Vegas! Anyway I'm looking forward to this televisual treat.
Celebrity Big Brother 4
Starts tonight, so I have decided to start this shit up again! It's going on for three weeks, as opposed to the regular show's three months, so hopefully we won't get bored shitless by it this time. Big Brother has promised "several twists and turns", don't they say that every series?!
Some of the rumoured names are interesting - Johnny Vegas, former Playboy model Anna Nicole Smith, Dead Or Alive frontman Pete Burns, actress and presenter Liza Tarbuck, US basketball star Dennis Rodman and ex-FA bike Faria Alam - but we'll have to see tonight, who's definitely in the House! Bookies favourite to win is Johnny Vegas.
Come on Johnny!
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